Hi there! My name is Alice, I am 18 and from Paris!
I like to catch dead jellyfish

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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